That’s right, guys… How To Win Dating Loser Of The Year Award
You can do it, you really can IF you try hard enough. I mean, won’t you be proud to mount the plaque for the Dating Loser of the Year on YOUR bathroom wall? Let’s take a look at the 10 things you need to do to win.
1.Use a counterfeit photo: That’s right on your profile paste a photo of your son, cousin, brother, best friend whoever is one handsome dude and when your date shows up you tell her you had plastic surgery after a car wreck.
2.Lie on your profile: An extension of number 1, lie about your education, interests, height, religion, and whatever else is on there to present the perfect, and fake, persona.
3.Be a slob: When you meet her, make sure you haven’t showered in days, and wear dirty, wrinkled old clothes.
4.Arrive late: Come swaggering in with attitude, find her, and move on to # 5.
5.Borrow money: Tell her you stopped at the ATM but don’t have any money in your account, so you need to borrow money for a mocha cappuccino.
6.Set up your laptop: As soon as you sit down, set up your laptop, and proceed to send emails and instant message people the whole time you are with her.
7.Talk about yourself non-stop: That’s right talk, talk, talk about your job, the latest NASCAR race, drinking beer with your buddies, whatever. And, make SURE you don’t ask her a single thing about herself.
8.Be negative: While you are talking non-stop make sure it is about everything negative how you hate your boss, what a loser your last girlfriend was, and how crummy the weather ALWAYS is!
9.Act like a jerk: Be rude to everyone and anyone. Kick the blind man’s dog, yell at a kid, argue with the server or counterperson. That’s right show your true colors!
10.Get down and dirty: In between instant messages, start talking like you were having phone sex only now it’s Starbuck’s sex!
So, my friend, if you want to win the Dating Loser of the Year Award, be sure to follow these guidelines and I’ll be sending you that plaque pronto.
Go get ‘em!
Adult Matchmaker AustraliaRafael Corney is a dating coach and has decided to put his knowledge to the Internet, and help thousands of (classy young) men to learn and master the skills that are essential for a long lasting relationship as well as how to spark the attraction that a woman can feel in his zone.
He can be reached at his website
www.Rafael-Corney.com
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Let’s assume for a minute that you have met a great girl and that you want more than a one night-stand. You want to have a good time with her because you want to develop a long-term relationship.
I believe that there isn’t a perfect general place for all first dates, just the perfect place for you and your future date. One where you have been with your ex date and it was great, could be a wrong choice for your date with another girl.
Make sure your first date will be a success choosing the right place. There are some rules and criteria that will help you to make the best decision:
1. For your very first meeting it is suggested that you only make it brief but fun, inexpensive and relaxing.
2. Chose the place for the first date according your date’s age and lifestyle. Maybe you don’t know too much about the women you are going to ask for a date, but you can make a clue about her,looking to how she is dressing and watching the type of people she is hanging around.
3. Particularly on a first date, you may wish to leave early, or so may they. An exit plan for both guys and girls is always useful.
4. Dates that will make you interact with the other person and share both your interests will not only teach you more about them, but also show how compatible you actually are. Sporting events, concerts and picnics are great places for first dates. You can talk, and being outside, everything feels less claustrophobic. It’s easy and relaxed and clothing usually isn’t a problem
5. It makes a difference if you can find something that she will remember for a long time. If in your area is an event like circus, carnival, festival, don’t miss it and you two will have more fun than at a coffee place that’s for sure. There wouldn’t be any pressure; you’ll only have to enjoy the company.
6. If you are dating late in the evening make sure that you walk in places where your date is feeling safe. Don’t forget that she does not know you very well and being alone with you in a place that is not public can make her feel insecure. It is normal!
By being unique and creative, you’ll stand out among the other guys she’s dated and she will want to be with you again.
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